This song, like Birmingham, was also on A Cassette Called Shed.
The reasons for Wine's inclusion here are (i) the same as for
The Birmingham Song except that there are no new jokes in this one
and (ii) I couldn't bear to lose the little ripple from the audience
when I announced the title. It's what songwriters dream of.
(Hmm, no, it's not. What we actually want is is to start the song
cold, and for you to start applauding over the riff intro. You know,
like Layla, or Stairway to Heaven. Could you bear that in mind when
you see me next? Ta.)